Monday, March 13, 2006
Confessions of a derelict
There’s a reason I’m not in a bowling league, book club or even a therapy group.
I’m a derelict. I don’t play well with others, never read the directions, forget all about deadlines and sometime run with scissors.
Consistant with my flawed character, this post is overdue.
Announcing a new club, imprudent enough to accept me as a member, so therefore willing to accept anyone – even you! I bring you:
Join Now! And receive the above tasteful banner and your very own Proud Member button, free!
I’m a derelict. I don’t play well with others, never read the directions, forget all about deadlines and sometime run with scissors.
Consistant with my flawed character, this post is overdue.
Announcing a new club, imprudent enough to accept me as a member, so therefore willing to accept anyone – even you! I bring you:

You see, I'm not alone, you've been sucked into the same time warp. Now they'll have to believe it's true.