Monday, March 13, 2006
Confessions of a derelict
There’s a reason I’m not in a bowling league, book club or even a therapy group.
I’m a derelict. I don’t play well with others, never read the directions, forget all about deadlines and sometime run with scissors.
Consistant with my flawed character, this post is overdue.
Announcing a new club, imprudent enough to accept me as a member, so therefore willing to accept anyone – even you! I bring you:
Join Now! And receive the above tasteful banner and your very own Proud Member button, free!
I’m a derelict. I don’t play well with others, never read the directions, forget all about deadlines and sometime run with scissors.
Consistant with my flawed character, this post is overdue.
Announcing a new club, imprudent enough to accept me as a member, so therefore willing to accept anyone – even you! I bring you:
Join Now! And receive the above tasteful banner and your very own Proud Member button, free!
You see, I'm not alone, you've been sucked into the same time warp. Now they'll have to believe it's true.